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Ad of the Day: Jack in the Box

I’d like to start by saying, “Effff you, Jack Ball Mother Efferrr.” (For those of you who aren’t hip to the slango: Effff is a polite way of saying F#$%.)

Everyone in my house has been singing this stupid efffing song for efffing weeks. If I have to hear it one more time I’m going to blow my brains out. Like literally. With a big fat shotgun.

Also, I hope you die a horribly painful death, Jack. ‘Cause your stupid commercials are slowing eating my brain. Like a zombie parasite.

Oh by the way, Jack Ball Jr. looks like a gang member, with that stupid hat and single teardrop on his face. Just FYI.

 

 

 

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One response

  1. Tory

    You’d be singing a different tune if you had the jumBaco. It has evolved from a gag commercial to a culinary enigma. How were they able to improve the already flawless tacos and jumbo jacks you may wonder. Answer: by inserting the taco in the jack, just above the burger. Add buttermilk house dressing and a little franks red hot and your throwing a gangster party in your mouth and all your taste buds are Getting Down.
    Get to your closest J in the B, old friend, and experience the magic yourself!:)
    P.S.
    I’m REALLY stoned hahaha

    January 26, 2012 at 8:43 am

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